In a newly posted Ad, Apple claims the iPhone is able to harness the power of the Internet surpassing what has been done by Laptops, Desktops and even other Smartphones before Steve Jobs glued together an iPod and a Phone proclaiming it to be so many products in one that it should be overpriced for 2 months.

Alternatively, the greatness of the iPhone is derived from being able to find a ski map, a place to eat and change your flight plans. While useful it should be dully noted that looking at a picture of a map should not be the main selling point of a phone lest you’re willing to buy a bridge with it.

Unfortunately, the iPhone’s attractive selling points summarized by a series of ads are currently unable to save the survivors of Oceanic Flight 815 but to divert any negative attention, you can also check Facebook on your iPhone and send them all super pokes asking them to rescue your stranded self from a remote island inhabited with polar bears.

Via: MacNN

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