Top 10 things to hate about the Apple iPhone
Hopefully you've read Tim Gaden's article about the
Top 10 things to love about the Apple iPhone
I agree with him completely, except for the fact that some of his points are on my list of things to hate about it.
Don't get me wrong. I want an iPhone as badly as the next guy, but
in the midst of the gushing hype-stream out there, I'd like to provide
a little balance and point out that the iPhone's far from perfect.
Don't believe me? Read the following top 10 flaws and then tell me if I'm wrong.
1. Slow mobile data: EDGE is 2.5G, so the top speed you can
get from it is about 100Kbit/s. Also, the only Australian phone network
that supports it is Telstra - everyone else will only be able to use
slower-than-dialup GPRS. The iPhone would be way cooler with 1.8Mbit/s
HSDPA.
2. Battery life sucks: Five hours of talk/browsing/email or
16 hours of audio playback? Look, we're not saying the iPhone isn't an
amazing device, but you're going to want a charger on your desk at
work, one in your car, one on your bedside table...
3. Built-in battery: It must be the only mobile phone on the
market that doesn't have an easily user-replaceable battery. We know
from the iPod that batteries age pretty quickly, but who wants to send
their phone back to Apple for servicing when it needs a new battery? I
don't want to have to go back to my dowdy old Nokia while Apple swaps
the battery. That's a major flaw.
4. Touch screen: Have you ever stood at a touch-screen
terminal in a shop punching away at the screen, trying to get it to
register your touch? Despite what Apple disparagingly called "small
plastic keyboards" on other mobiles, they're way more likely to work
reliably than a touch-screen. No doubt Jobs has licensed the world's
best touch-screen technology, but it's still likely to be the weakest
point of the phone.
5. Heavy data usage: There's a reason why networks love ‘push
email' phones like the Blackberry: it's because a tremendous amount of
compression and optimisation can be done at the carrier-side before the
data is sent over the air. An ultra-heavy user of a Blackberry might
only use 20MB in a month - regular users will use just a few megs. On
the other hand, the iPhone uses old-world ‘polling' email methods -
POP3 or IMAP, where the phone will check every X minutes for new email
and download full emails. The phone might have enough CPU power to
rescale that 7MB JPEG, but it still has to download a 7MB JPEG. Either
the service fees that go with the phone are going to be huge, or
carriers are going to take a bath on data pricing and risk network
congestion.
6. Only a two megapixel camera: OK, camera phones are never
going to beat a digital SLR, but Sony Ericsson has had a 3.2 Megapixel
cameraphone out for months now. Unless S-E tied up exclusive supply on
that part, it's tough to see why Apple wouldn't have gone for it.
7. Proprietary tie-ins: Look, I'm not saying that the rest of the mobile industry
isn't
rife with proprietary tie-ins. Every carrier installs their crap onto
mobiles, they disable useful manufacturer features so that you're
forced to use their less-useful and more expensive services. But
shouldn't we hold Apple to a higher standard? The iPhone
can do
push email according to Jobs, but only for people who have a Yahoo
webmail account. Bad luck if you prefer Gmail or some other mail
provider.
8. No video iChat: Er, hello? Apple has an incredible base of
customers out there with integrated webcams - doubtlessly more than any
other PC or software maker - so what a missed opportunity!
9. Apple chooses your mobile network: Apple has announced
that its exclusive sales partner in the US will be the mobile network
Cingular. Presumably, that's because even though iPhone is going to be
an obvious hit, there are many political battles Apple faces in
breaking into the telco world: powerful alliances and rebate schemes
between handset makers and networks, the networks' fears that Apple
might at some point introduce iTunes purchasing over-the-air, stealing
away one of their valuable revenue streams and more. The end result? In
each country, the phone will probably be locked to one carrier.
(Interestingly, though, in Australia, carriers are legally obliged to
unlock phones free of charge at the customer's request - though that
doesn't cancel other contractual obligations such as ongoing plan fees.)
10. Only 8GB storage: Ok, ok, sure, it's the biggest storage
capacity of any phone on the market, probably, but 8GB is still pretty
limited. Considering how good the
video playback capabilities of the iPhone are, it's unfortunate that you won't actually be able to fit that much video on the device.
An addendum: Do I want one of these? You bet! Is it one of
the most technologically advanced phones on the market? Absolutely. Do
we live in a perfect world? Of course not. Do I wish Apple had
reconsidered a few aspects of the iPhone to make it even better? Yep.
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